oath

i promise i will blog about something other than hot famous dudes tomorrow.

i must just be really horny lately or the pickins are gettin slim round these parts.

stop smoking crack and fucking supermodels...

so's that we can get it on, cause you are lookin DAMN fine lately, pete doherty!
(and stay away from amy winehouse too while yer at it!)






we could even go karaoke-ing together!





his new solo album goes on sale here tomorrow so my crushing on him has been renewed.

here's a track from it:

i have the chance to get into jarvis's pants

no really.

i'm a girl who makes passes at boys who wear glasses

i wonder if it stems from a childhood crush on superman/clark kent?


though the newer superman/clark kent wasn't too shabby on the eyes either...

college and how to pay for it

mental floss has also been kind enough to give me some suggestions on how to pay for college with some odd scholarships.

i'd call this sex on wheels

my new favorite brew

i have to admit i did choose this beer solely based on its name (naturally!) but port brewing shark attack is my new favorite beer i do believe!



a 22 oz. bottle of 9% alcohol. double red and double delicious. i am pretty sure that two bottles of it would test even my limits.

it's not entirely unlike one of my other favorite new discoveries the rogue morimoto soba signature ale which jamie was kind enough to introduce me to a couple months ago.

basically you're pretty drunk after just one bottle of either of those beers.

i've been on an adventurous kick lately when it comes to my food (which i will probably write about later) and drink.

i'm especially susceptible to trying foods with a clever name though i still haven't had the opportunity to try landshark lager yet...

i think i'm goin back to school cause i'm tired of bein a fool

i've been doing a lot of thinking about going back to school for the past while and while i was mucking about on the web today found i this article from mental floss on some pretty bohemian classes.

i can't bring myself to move to iowa even for such a great cause(see #1) but i could *definitely* wind up going to tufts in boston (see #8)-which incidentally they offered a course called Sabermetrics: The Objective Analysis of Baseball and another course called History of Punk Rock.

if only i didn't hate the boston accent so much...

and i just found a part 2!

i don't understand why # 8 is in alabama..it should've been offered in pittsburgh.
#1 i could probably teach the class.
#9 could make me consider a move to la.

i wonder if my taste in dudes would change if i got a breast reduction...

hmmmm....?

takin the twee gloves off

last night i went to the flyers game with my brother. i made a comment to him about the dj selections at all sporting events being pretty awful for the most part. i then posed the question of "how does one get the job of djing at the flyers and phillies games?"

to this my brother replied "steph, i really don't think the rest of the crowd would be into you playing belle and sebastian during a hockey fight"


i dunno... maybe not.

but just imagine...

watch this video with the sound turned off

(yeah and of *course* it's the flyers with one of the all time best hockey fights in history)



and turn the audio all the way up on this one.




i dunno...personally i think it's pretty darn good. (if i were more technologically capable i would have made just one video and synched it but whatever...)

speaking of belle and sebastian, there is a belle and sebastian dance party at the barbary tonight and of course i will be there for it. i will not be wearing a martin brashear jersey but if i do have enough dollar drinks before eleven i suppose it's not out of the realm of possibility to see a couple of fists flying during "legal man"