...but while some parallels can be identified my reality isn't NEARLY this glamorous.
About Me
Monday, August 10, 2009
Saturday, August 8, 2009
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
flight of the conchords understand my life
the operative word here is definitely dicks.
sometimes going out dancing feels like a night at the roxbury.
sometimes going out dancing feels like a night at the roxbury.
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
thank you economy!
i lost my job yesterday.
part of me is panicked about money and the other part of me feels incredibly relieved i never have to deal with that hell again. i feel positive and motivated. the world is my oyster. weird.
part of me is panicked about money and the other part of me feels incredibly relieved i never have to deal with that hell again. i feel positive and motivated. the world is my oyster. weird.
Friday, April 17, 2009
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
clearly they haven't been hangin in fishtown
philadelphia is only listed as the 27th drunkest city in the country.
and here i thought my friends alone should probably have upped that number.
and here i thought my friends alone should probably have upped that number.
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
so i don't know what's the sudden resurgence of pirates in the news.
did they hear of some ninja attacks and get jealous?
are they johnny depp fans?
was there a new dvd release of peter pan in somalia?
newly translated texts of robert louis stevenson?
regardless the resaon my opinion on this is
EPIC FAIL! PIRATES:U'R DOIN IT WRONG!
here are fifteen facts that the somalian pirates have neglected to take into account when deciding to become "pirates":
1. pirates drink rum and often sing.
2. they are looking for booty: i.e.-gold, jewels. i'd even cut them some slack if they were lookin for the other kind of booty.
3. they have sarcastic parrots.
4. they have swords-they SWASHBUCKLE!
5. they have skull & crossbone flags (aka the jolly roger) to denote their piracy status in the seas
6. they use cannons from their ships. their large old timey wooden ships. and when they aren't in their giant ships they use small wooden rowboats.
7. they wear eyepatches.
8. when they've lost an appendage from swashbuckling they compensate with a peg leg or hook hand.
9. they make people walk planks.
10. sometimes they use muskets.
11. phrases such as "arrrrrgh!", "matey", "ahoy me hearty","shiver me timbers" should be used with frequency.
12. they look for buried treasure with maps where X marks the spot.
13. if you're the cap'n you wear a frilly coat, buckled shoes, and a fancy hat. if you're first mate or part of the crew you wear a stripey shirt and a bandana. gold hoop earrings are a must. beards and bad teeth should often be seen.
14. women on board are generally wenches or barmaids they've kidnapped on their shoreleaves.
15. they get scurvy.
so get it right or pick another profession!!!
did they hear of some ninja attacks and get jealous?
are they johnny depp fans?
was there a new dvd release of peter pan in somalia?
newly translated texts of robert louis stevenson?
regardless the resaon my opinion on this is
EPIC FAIL! PIRATES:U'R DOIN IT WRONG!
here are fifteen facts that the somalian pirates have neglected to take into account when deciding to become "pirates":
1. pirates drink rum and often sing.
2. they are looking for booty: i.e.-gold, jewels. i'd even cut them some slack if they were lookin for the other kind of booty.
3. they have sarcastic parrots.
4. they have swords-they SWASHBUCKLE!
5. they have skull & crossbone flags (aka the jolly roger) to denote their piracy status in the seas
6. they use cannons from their ships. their large old timey wooden ships. and when they aren't in their giant ships they use small wooden rowboats.
7. they wear eyepatches.
8. when they've lost an appendage from swashbuckling they compensate with a peg leg or hook hand.
9. they make people walk planks.
10. sometimes they use muskets.
11. phrases such as "arrrrrgh!", "matey", "ahoy me hearty","shiver me timbers" should be used with frequency.
12. they look for buried treasure with maps where X marks the spot.
13. if you're the cap'n you wear a frilly coat, buckled shoes, and a fancy hat. if you're first mate or part of the crew you wear a stripey shirt and a bandana. gold hoop earrings are a must. beards and bad teeth should often be seen.
14. women on board are generally wenches or barmaids they've kidnapped on their shoreleaves.
15. they get scurvy.
so get it right or pick another profession!!!
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