haikus part 1

Haiku #1
Boys are retarded
They want you & then they don't
Make up your damn minds!

Haiku #2
Why are you so emo
Just like every guy I meet
Get over it, dude!

Haiku #3
When it comes to fun
Drinking gets me in trouble
Pot just gets me stoned

Haiku #4
It's February
I wish I had a boyfriend
ONLY for the warmth

Haiku #5
I am over him
I am pretty sure he's gay
Still...nice to look at