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Friday, February 27, 2009
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
fortune cookie
i had some pretty awful chinese food this week for dinner but it was mostly redeemed when i read my fortune cookie.
it said: People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be.
easy to forget but so sooooo true. i'm making my mind up to be happy.
p.s.-the chinese word on the back to learn was "beer".
it said: People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be.
easy to forget but so sooooo true. i'm making my mind up to be happy.
p.s.-the chinese word on the back to learn was "beer".
girl dreams
the subjects of my dreams in this past week have included (but are not limited to):
running down a beach in a red velvet suit, drowning, getting fired by someone from a job even though i told them i didn't even work there, swimming with great white sharks in a pool and trying to capture them with tiny nets, radioactive nuclear waste, trying to walk across a cement beam the width of a pencil, pearl necklaces (the sophisticated kind not the xxx kind), a guy who kind of looked like sawyer from lost but was not sawyer from lost walking on water (no it wasn't jesus either), running (franticly away from something as well as completely lost and confused running towards nothing), having sex on top of a bar with some male supermodel just to prove a point (spectators and my own color commentary/instruction included), working at a soft serve ice cream stand, the creature from the black lagoon, spying on a friend selling drugs to middle schoolers and the crossing guards, seals that turned into black oil blobs, calling someone and their voicemail simply stating "i've got cancer and i'm seeing other people", a monster squad style mission, a bonfire, wearing an eyepatch, telling someone to cut off their dreadlocks and lose the pukka shells because they looked like an asshole, acquiring weaponry such as a sawed off shotgun, rope, nunchucks; having a black eye, breaking my leg, falling down my stairs, my apartment flooding, car crashes, someone i know having been a cia agent for the last year and needing to lay low at my place, stained glass windows, a speak and spell.....
and that's just what i can actually *remember*.
in case you were curious- the nights that i had these dreams i was not drunk nor was i stoned; the last things i ate before going to bed on these nights (respectively): a granola bar, chicken fingers, fried rice.
i'm starting to think i might need one of those dream dictionaries. or maybe a good shrink.
running down a beach in a red velvet suit, drowning, getting fired by someone from a job even though i told them i didn't even work there, swimming with great white sharks in a pool and trying to capture them with tiny nets, radioactive nuclear waste, trying to walk across a cement beam the width of a pencil, pearl necklaces (the sophisticated kind not the xxx kind), a guy who kind of looked like sawyer from lost but was not sawyer from lost walking on water (no it wasn't jesus either), running (franticly away from something as well as completely lost and confused running towards nothing), having sex on top of a bar with some male supermodel just to prove a point (spectators and my own color commentary/instruction included), working at a soft serve ice cream stand, the creature from the black lagoon, spying on a friend selling drugs to middle schoolers and the crossing guards, seals that turned into black oil blobs, calling someone and their voicemail simply stating "i've got cancer and i'm seeing other people", a monster squad style mission, a bonfire, wearing an eyepatch, telling someone to cut off their dreadlocks and lose the pukka shells because they looked like an asshole, acquiring weaponry such as a sawed off shotgun, rope, nunchucks; having a black eye, breaking my leg, falling down my stairs, my apartment flooding, car crashes, someone i know having been a cia agent for the last year and needing to lay low at my place, stained glass windows, a speak and spell.....
and that's just what i can actually *remember*.
in case you were curious- the nights that i had these dreams i was not drunk nor was i stoned; the last things i ate before going to bed on these nights (respectively): a granola bar, chicken fingers, fried rice.
i'm starting to think i might need one of those dream dictionaries. or maybe a good shrink.
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Monday, February 23, 2009
possibly my favorite quote of the weekend
jamie: "if you blindfolded me and put different bowls of shit in front of me i could totally identify the animal that shit them"
and *that* my friends is one of the many reasons why she's known as jamie awesome.
and *that* my friends is one of the many reasons why she's known as jamie awesome.
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