Thursday, August 7, 2008

Decapitation's the latest craze

The Canadian Bus Attack:

I'm sure you have heard about it by now.and I'm pretty sure this is the craziest/most fascinating thing I have ever heard of in my entire life. You would *think* it's from a rob zombie movie not yet in production but nope! this is real life!!this REALLY happened! i mean jesus.this shit is crazy.




http://www.goupstate.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080805/API/808051029&title=Canada_bus_beheading_suspect_says__please_kill_me_&template=printpicart




The police scanner tapes:



Greyhound ads in Canada scrapped due to attack
http://www.startribune.com/world/26340039.html?elr=KArks:DCiUBcy7hUiacyKUnciatkEP7DhU


http://www.canada.com/topics/news/national/story.html?id=eb5cea0a-b78f-4351-afb8-e242ece5e4fd


AND if that weren't enough-same week on another continent: a man in Greece decapitates his girlfriend and parades around town with her head on a stick.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7539944.stm

Seriously...what the fuck is going on in society these days?????
I know I'm at least a week late in blogging about this but I've been doing research...and also i've been busy trying not to get decapitated.

You would think all this clearly equals a slew of new "true story" horror flicks about decapitation but the stories are actually too short to flesh out a suitable feature length plot which most likely means there will still be horror flicks loosely based on these current events only with a whole lot of made up backstory. I think I will just wait for the book.



I have soooo many questions on all this.

I want to know if there were any children on the bus witnessing it.I mean can you imagine the psychological damage inflicted by this? I mean I'm certain all the adult passengers are no doubt scarred for life but I can't imagine what this would do to a small child having to see this.

Why were the police referring to the killer as "Badger"? Who came up with that? The killer was a 6' tall Chinese man...

Paranoid schizophrenia, drugs, pure evil? What's the motive? and why *that* kid-there were 36 other passengers onboard afterall. Did "badger" just not like what the kid was playing on the his headphones?

After the attack how did the rest of the passengers even get home or to their destinations? You can bet they didn't want to get on another bus...

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

they were probably listening to stairway to heaven backwards

hear about this one yet?

http://www.kyw1060.com/Bizarre-Animal-Remains-Found-in-Juniata-Park/2722143

uhhh-isn't that how *you* barbecue? i mean it IS summer and all....they probably forgot to mention the leftover plastic packaging from the kraft jet-puffed marshmallows.





(oh and don't you worry i'm DEFINITELY getting around to blogging on the canadian bus story. i just have too many thoughts on it and not quite enough time just yet to write it all out just yet. but just you wait.)

Monday, August 4, 2008

there's no such thing as monsters

or is there?
by now you've probably seen/heard about the montauk monster.
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http://gawker.com/5032730/the-2008-montauk-monster-yearbook

many theories abound-government experiment,the result of animallife living nearby nuclear waste, an elaborate hoax/viral marketing?
some combination of pig,dog,eagle?the griffin without it's feathers and wings?

personally i think it kinda looks like gozer's hounds from hell in ghostbusters...
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or possibly the offspring of the world's ugliest dog
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i'm gonna go ahead and debunk the nutria theory
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because i've seen one of those in real life and they really look a lot more like the r.o.u.s.'s from princess bride.
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for further possibilities of what teh "monster" could be go here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cryptids

(i'm thinking most likely it is a laughable hoax/marketing bit/art project)

there are certainly things a LOT scarier than monsters though-and they reside in canada. but i'll write more on that later-i have too many thoughts on that subject...

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