there's no such thing as monsters

or is there?
by now you've probably seen/heard about the montauk monster.


http://gawker.com/5032730/the-2008-montauk-monster-yearbook

many theories abound-government experiment,the result of animallife living nearby nuclear waste, an elaborate hoax/viral marketing?
some combination of pig,dog,eagle?the griffin without it's feathers and wings?

personally i think it kinda looks like gozer's hounds from hell in ghostbusters...




or possibly the offspring of the world's ugliest dog


i'm gonna go ahead and debunk the nutria theory


because i've seen one of those in real life and they really look a lot more like the r.o.u.s.'s from princess bride.




for further possibilities of what teh "monster" could be go here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cryptids

(i'm thinking most likely it is a laughable hoax/marketing bit/art project)

there are certainly things a LOT scarier than monsters though-and they reside in canada. but i'll write more on that later-i have too many thoughts on that subject...